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Gaaah, I need to do some DuoLingo for my Italian… and I’m thinking about restarting French because I didn’t take notes for French but I did for Italian and notes really helped! Buuut studying one language is hard enough.

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I had to stop watching Summer Wars on my day off to deal with my manager who apparently accidentally gave me today off.

I don’t have to go in or anything I’m just annoyed that it had to interrupt my movie.

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Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

(Source: transascendant, via beastmanbrett)

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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DO YOUR WORST

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Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
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Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
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What if I told you that you were pretty?
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Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
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Are you interested in anyone right now?
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What are you looking forward to in the next week?
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Do you want to be single?
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Did you go out or stay in last night?
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How late did you stay up last night?
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Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
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Last three things you had to drink?
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Have you pretended to like someone?
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Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
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Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
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Is it hard for you to get over someone?
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Think back five months ago, were you single?
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What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
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Hold hands with anyone this week?
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Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
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What would you name your future daughter?
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Do you miss anyone?
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Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
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Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
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Are you good at hiding your feelings?
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Have you ever cried from being so mad?
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Who did you last see in person?
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Are you listening to music right now?
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What is something you currently want right now?
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What is the last thing you said out lot?
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How is your heart lately?
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Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
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Are you wearing socks?
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What do people call you?
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Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
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Are there any stressful situations in your life?
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Who did you last share a bed with?
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Did you do something bad today?
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When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
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Do you get stressed out easily?
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Will you sing today?
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Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
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Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
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Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
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What are you listening to right now?
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What is wrong with you right now?
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What is on your wrists right now?
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Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea
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What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
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Do you make wishes at 11:11?
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Are you a good artist?
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Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
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Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
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Ever been on a golf cart?
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Do you have trust issues?
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Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
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Do you own something from Hot Topic?
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Do you use chap stick?
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Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
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Do you have a little sister?
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Have you ever been to New York?
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Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
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Have you hugged someone within the last week?
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What were you doing at midnight last night?
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Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
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Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
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Were your last three kisses from the same person?
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Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
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Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
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Will next Friday be a good one?

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shovingneedlesdownmythroat asked: What is pressure stimming?

autisticdrift:

Stimming by creating pressure on a body part(s). Some examples:

  • sitting on your legs, feet or hands
  • lying on your hands or arms
  • jamming your hands or fists in your pockets
  • wrapping up tightly in blankets
  • wedging into small spaces
  • having someone lie on you or put a lot of pressure on a body part
  • wearing tight/constricting clothing
  • piling heavy things, like couch cushions, on top of your body
  • adopting a posture that creates pressure on a certain part of your body (like a Yoga shoulder stand)

Filed under I'm allistic but I looove it when hedgehog smushes me to sleep it feels great! and snuggly!